News, but not the serious kind
Wadda Colada! Poke me another coconut, bartender!
Blog Guy, I’ve got 54 seconds to waste. Hit me with something bizarre.
Did you already try the Tarzan yell video?
That’s over a minute. I’ve only got 54 seconds.
Everybody’s always in a hurry nowadays! Okay, watch this video of a Malaysian kung fu master as he pierces four coconuts with his finger in just over 30 seconds.
But why would anybody want to do that?
Are you kidding? Can you imagine how fast he can make piña coladas? You watch this amazing 54-second clip and you’ll say, “I’d gladly pay five bucks for a piña colada at that dude’s tropical beach bar!
This is your lucky day! We’re looking for investors right now for “Wadda Colada!” Are you in? Huh? You wanna be rich?
I used up my 54 seconds just reading this. D’oh!