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Advice on juggling careers?
Blog Guy, I recently graduated from college with a major in creative writing and a minor in film studies. What sort of job should I be looking for?
Can you juggle?
What? You mean like tennis balls?
No, more like chainsaws. Ones that are actually running. If you check out the photo below, I think there may be an opening when Stumpy here “retires.”
We already know that his assistant, Lefty, isn’t going to move up in the organization.
Maybe you didn’t understand me. I said creative writing and film studies. Shouldn’t I command something better than chainsaw-juggling?
Of course, my mistake. Do you think you could bend a horseshoe with your teeth?
Yes, thanks! That’s more like it!
Above: Rainer Schroeder, 48, from Germany, bends a horseshoe with his teeth to set a new World Record during the Impossibility Challenger in Dachau, north of Munich June 21, 2009.
Left: Milan Roskopf, of Slovakia, juggles three motor saws during the Impossibility Challenger.
REUTERS photos by Michaela Rehle