Stand out, but not too much…

June 30, 2009

Blog Guy, you don’t know me… You never saw me, we never had this conversation. I know you help people with certain fashion needs find appropriate attire. I represent the 42 million people in the Witness Protection Program. When you’re disguised all the time, it’s not easy to look chic.

Wait a minute. There are 42 million of us?

Us? You’re in the program?¬† Hey, clever disguise, doing a blog that anybody in the world can read. Then you know we have parties, cruises, WPP discounts… So is anybody creating fashions for us?

You bet. Check out this stuff from a new collection unveiled in Paris a couple of days ago. It’s perfect! I bought six new outfits.

Fantastic! I’ll spread it around in our monthly newsletter! Hey, wait a minute, Blog Guy. I think I know you! Were you the dude who came with us on that trip to Belgium, and called yourself¬† Smitty? I remember that time you….

Shut UP! Thanks a lot. Now I have to start all over again.

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Models present creations by Israeli-American designer Alber Elbaz and Lucas Ossendrijver of the Netherlands for fashion house Lanvin as part of his men’s Spring-Summer 2010 fashion collection in Paris June 28, 2009.

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Well look who’s in the top picture! I was wondering what Rick Ocasek’s been up to these days…

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Hey, at least they’re wearing pants.

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Nice one, Bandage. Is that the same Rick who informed on the Gotti… oops….

Posted by Robert Basler | Report as abusive

Bob, you uh… You certainly like to go in some interesting directions… You keep all your affairs in order, do you?…

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Without a chicken on the head, silly putty g-string, spandex ankle warmers and/or a porcelain vase jacket, how can you be sure it’s a fashion show and not just some guys who got lost looking for the lav?

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