Okay honey, bring your big Schwinn in here!
This brothel in Berlin has come up with a new marketing ploy in these tough economic times. It is offering a discount to patrons who arrive on bicycles.
I mean, those guys spend long, lonely days on bikes, and if they hear about this, one thing leads to another, and it’s “Pedal fast, we’re makin’ a detour, boys!”
My next thought was, how might some greedy guys actually be able to abuse this generous offer?
I close my eyes and picture thousands of German guys racing their cars with bike-racks on them to about a block from the brothel, then coasting just the last block on two wheels.
“Ach, big boy, you haff lots of stamina for someone who rode a bike all zee vay from Munich!”
Right: Riders during the ninth stage of the 96th Tour de France cycling race between Saint Gaudens and Tarbes, July 12, 2009. REUTERS/ Bogdan Cristel