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July 16, 2009

Blog Guy, what is that actress Pamela Anderson up to these days?

It’s a sad story. Judging from new photos of her, she’s lost all control of her face muscles. Still, the Serbs were nice enough to put her on the cover of their Playboy magazine.

Well, sure. Who looks at faces in Playboy, if you take my meaning? What does the magazine translate to in Serbian, anyway?

Strangely, it’s called Playboy.

Amazing! What are the chances of that?

Plus, it looks from the cover like the phrase Fight Club is also the same in Serbian.

That means I could actually go to Serbia, get in a taxi and say, “I am a Playboy, take me to the Fight Club,” and they would understand me!

Yeah, but then there you’d be, at a Fight Club in Serbia. What would you say then?

I’d say, “Isn’t it sad about Pamela Anderson’s face?”

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Actress Pamela Anderson poses for photographers with a Serbian issue of Playboy magazine featuring her on the cover, in Montenegrin coastal town of Budva, July 15, 2009. REUTERS/Stevo Vasiljevic

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I guess this is the kind of thing that happens when you have too much silicone implants that weigh down on your facial muscles and nerves… You have got to feel sorry for the poor (!) woman!

Posted by M | Report as abusive

… kind of makes feel sorry about the model with the melons of a couple of posts ago. Look at what is coming to her a couple of years down the line!

Posted by M | Report as abusive

Thank you so much for those legs. I can now get on with the rest of my day.

I would say, ‘Let me ‘fight’ with Pamela Anderson!’

Posted by tim | Report as abusive

Uh-oh! Pam has a silicon eyelash stuck in her eye!

Posted by bby_70 | Report as abusive

I’d say, Пронађи ме Памела Андерсон!

Posted by gwmc | Report as abusive

Awful! She looks like my mother after 30 years(she is now 70) :)

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[...] believe my blog was the first to report that Anderson’s face is doing weird things these days, but that isn’t what’s going on [...]

[...] believe my blog was the first to report that Anderson’s face is doing weird things these days, but that isn’t what’s going on [...]

[...] believe my blog was the first to report that Anderson’s face is doing weird things these days, but that isn’t what’s going on [...]

Too much botox, too many years finally catching up with her. The only thing(s) not sagging are the implanted melons. I bet she’s one scary-looking broad in the sunlight (and without the benefit of airbrushing).

Posted by tater | Report as abusive

Its sad you pick on Pam Anderson’s face. She has had NO surgery doneon that mug and for her age,she does NOT look bad. Ive seen better at 40, but I have also seen way worse. I live in West Hollywood and usuallu women her age have had work done to their faces. Some look great, some awful. All Pam has is her 6 or 700 cc’s (estimate) implanted in her breasts. I have to give her credit because unlike 99 percent of all of your wives that are her age, she can sport a bikini right next to an 18 yr old girl and prevail- but I guess you guys have to pick on women you cant ever have.