Hiya, I’m the new Goofmeister!
Blog Guy, I love your Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop, and visit it whenever I’m in DC. But I heard on the radio that there is a new chairman. Are you being eased out?
No, nothing like that. The museum board isn’t about to dump me after we just had our most successful week ever, with nearly 40 tourists gaping at the pictures with their sticky jelly doughnut-stained faces.
What you refer to is we just appointed a new honorary chairman, just to meet and greet and show VIPs around and stuff.
Ah! The radio didn’t say what his qualifications are.
It’s the kind of thing that doesn’t travel well to the radio. But trust me, he’s got qualifications out the wazoo.