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A dozen decent docents?
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Blog Guy, I read your item about the Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop. Are you hiring qualified museum guides? What’s that fancy word for people who do that?
You’re thinking of “docent.” Yes, we can always use a decent docent.
If I work at the museum would I have to agree with you on everything?
Yes. I don’t tolerate docent dissent.
Does my own opinion interest you?
It doesen’t. You’re a docent.
Does that mean museum visitors can disrespect us?
No. We don’t allow dissing decent docents.
I can’t start right away. I have diarrhea and inflammation of my lower bowels.
Sounds like you’ve got a dose of docent dysentery.
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Above: Men take part in a zombie parade in Frankfurt, July 18, 2009. REUTERS/ Johannes Eisele
Left: Docent gives a tour of the flight deck to tourists on the aircraft carrier USS Midway in 2004 file photo. REUTERS/ Fred Greaves
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please stop.
I dassn’t….
I don’t want to dis the dopey diarist, but you need to check spelling.
Crazy post!
BTW, happy birthday to everybody who commented on this one today…
Have not been on the look out for anything new andthought today I would find something new to enjoy.I had your Reuters a couple of years ago don’t knowwhat happened to it. Glad to have found you ..
*groan*Seriously. Groan.
Was passing by, just wanted to prove I’m a person (not a spam script)
Robert, you have outdone yourself!!
But … what about the donuts? Don’t docents deserve day-old donuts? Daily, even!
You’re right, Beth. It’s the yeast we can do for them.
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