News, but not the serious kind
A dozen decent docents?
Blog Guy, I read your item about the Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop. Are you hiring qualified museum guides? What’s that fancy word for people who do that?
You’re thinking of “docent.” Yes, we can always use a decent docent.
Yes. I don’t tolerate docent dissent.
Does my own opinion interest you?
It doesen’t. You’re a docent.
Does that mean museum visitors can disrespect us?
No. We don’t allow dissing decent docents.
I can’t start right away. I have diarrhea and inflammation of my lower bowels.
Sounds like you’ve got a dose of docent dysentery.
Above: Men take part in a zombie parade in Frankfurt, July 18, 2009. REUTERS/ Johannes Eisele
Left: Docent gives a tour of the flight deck to tourists on the aircraft carrier USS Midway in 2004 file photo. REUTERS/ Fred Greaves