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I’m off to run with the elephants, Mom…

By Robert Basler
July 26, 2009
animals | humor

Blog Guy, I don’t like where my life is headed lately and I need to make some changes. Where can I get insight into other lifestyles?

The best place is the lifestyle section of our online video clips.

For instance, the top item there now shows elephants rampaging through a tea estate in India.

Um, okay. Is there more to it than that?

I don’t know, there’s no narration. I presume it’s a life choice we should expect to see more of. It will hit Los Angeles soon, I expect.

But wait. Is this about elephant lifestyle, or people who might get trampled, or how we should switch to coffee since all the tea is squashed, or what?

It’s about life. And style. I can see from your negativity you’re not ready for change, so maybe you should just let other, more evolved readers embrace this lifestyle, whatever it is.

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Jul 26, 2009
5:01 pm UTC

Ah, a tip on how it is now time to dump our tea stocks in the Boston harbor and pick up coffee stock instead!

Thank you so much!

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