So, do you get many monsters here in Japan?
Welcome back to a feature we like to call, Haven’t These Guys Ever Seen a Movie?
You take this video report, which tells us “Jurassic Park revives in Japan thanks to virtual reality technology.”
Raise your hand if you think a Jurassic Park REVIVAL is a smart idea, considering how well it’s always worked before.
Right. And yet, it’s clearly going to take a museum full of school children, trapped overnight during an electrical storm, and assorted bloody kid torsos dangling like stringy gristle from steel-trap dino jaws, to teach us another lesson.
Kids, whatever you do, DON’T press that big red button in the control room, because… Uh-oh, I’m afraid that’s gonna be trouble…