News, but not the serious kind
I’ve got something odd to ask, Your Holiness…
Very big talk, from a guy who writes in italics!
I want a photo of the Dalai Lama.
Jeez. I can get you one of those in my sleep. You want him wearing Billy Bob Halloween teeth? Wearing a mullet cut wig?
No. I want him to stick a bottle of nasal spray up his nose. And no fair showing his hands, either.
Wait! You ask the impossible! This is a major spiritual leader.
So now you’re chicken? Balk, balk, balk-balk-balk-baaaaalk!!!!
Okay, okay, I’ll do it. But that’s it. You can forget about the mullet wig!
The Dalai Lama jokes with a nasal spray after being asked his opinion on the swine flu during a press conference after his first lecture in Lausanne, Switzerland, August 4, 2009. REUTERS/ Valentin Flauraud