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Blog Guy, I’ve watched patiently as you’ve provided fantasy shots for a lot of readers with very little imagination. Now I’m going to put you to the test.
Very big talk, from a guy who writes in italics!
I want a photo of the Dalai Lama.
Jeez. I can get you one of those in my sleep. You want him wearing Billy Bob Halloween teeth? Wearing a mullet cut wig?
No. I want him to stick a bottle of nasal spray up his nose. And no fair showing his hands, either.
Wait! You ask the impossible! This is a major spiritual leader.
So now you’re chicken? Balk, balk, balk-balk-balk-baaaaalk!!!!
Okay, okay, I’ll do it. But that’s it. You can forget about the mullet wig!
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The Dalai Lama jokes with a nasal spray after being asked his opinion on the swine flu during a press conference after his first lecture in Lausanne, Switzerland, August 4, 2009. REUTERS/ Valentin Flauraud
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If all world leaders had the Dalai Lama’s sense of humor, the world would be a better place.
Is that… Is that a spiritual snot catcher?… Does that work something like holy water for Buddhists?
well, ya gotta be ABLE to breathe in order to brrreeeaaathe.
It appears that he tried to become one with the bottle.