News, but not the serious kind
Floyd, my olive floated out of reach!
Are you stupid? You’ve never seen Battlestar Gallactica? They have a Space Bar up on the space station now.
That’s because NASA tries to protect the image of its squeaky clean astronauts. But these new photos show Bartender Floyd mixing up drinks despite weightlessness.
Hold on. If there’s a bar in space, then they must also have pickup lines.
Sure. According to Floyd, here are the top five lines guys use on chicks up there:
5. So, you come here often?
4. You know, what happens in space stays in space…
3, Hi cutie, you look great! Have you lost some weight?
2, Why don’t you take off that helmet and oxygen tank and get comfy?
And the number one pickup line in space is still:
1, Hey baby, wanna join the 210-mile-high club?