Am I my brothel’s keeper?
That’s easy. Just go to any no-sign door and knock.
Is that 100 percent foolproof?
Unfortunately, no. There are some brothels with a “not a brothel” sign, just to fool the police. Then again, there are some non-brothels with no sign, because it fell off.
I’m totally confused. So what should I do?
You should wear a t-shirt that says, “I’m not looking for a prostitute, so if you’re not a prostitute let’s mess around and I won’t pay you.”
Cripes. That makes my head spin, but I’ll try it.
Fine. Just make sure you have plenty of British money with you to not pay her with.
A sign is pictured above a door knocker in the Soho district of London, August 9, 2009. REUTERS/Luke MacGregor