News, but not the serious kind
Does this make my butt look inky?
Good morning, comrades and fellow citizens of Cuba, this is the 8 a.m. radio news!
Blah blah blah blah may experience some shortages blah blah blah blah.
Blah blah blah blah running short of toilet paper blah blah should get more by the end of the year blah blah blah. May want to go easy on the barbecued squid until then blah blah…
“Honey, that man on the radio just said we’re running out of toilet paper! Do we have any?”
“Just those novelty rolls with Fidel’s picture on them that your cousin sent us from Miami. But it would be wrong to use that! He was our president!”
“Yes, of course. But you know, maybe just a few sheets of it….”