News, but not the serious kind
And, the ice is free here!
Okay, members of the Iceland Citizens Group, thanks for coming on such short notice. You all know the problem.
Ingibjorg Egilsdottir, Miss Iceland, is frolicking in the Bahamas before the Miss Universe Pageant, and – I’ll be very blunt – when it’s over, why in God’s name would she leave there and return to a place called Iceland?
5. Our food! Two words: liver sausage!
3. You don’t know anybody. You’ll be lonely in The Bahamas.
2. Your clothes are back in Iceland. You’ll have nothing to wear!
And the number one reason for you to come home to Iceland:
1. It’s August! Any day now, a tourist will come!
Ingibjorg Egilsdottir, Miss Iceland 2009, ahead of the Miss Universe 2009 pageant in the Bahamas. Miss Universe 2009 will be crowned on August 23. REUTERS /Miss Universe Organization L.P., LLLP/Handouts