What could go wrong with a vasectomy?
Today we have a video report on a woman who has created something truly remarkable – what she believes to be the world’s biggest scissors.
I think this may be the same person who last year designed a super laser and nearly captured the record for the most laser eye surgeries in under two minutes.
She would have won it, too, had it not been for a few pathetic whiners in the group.
“My eyes! My eyes! Help me!” Oh please, get a spine!
I’m guessing her new goal is to perform the most vasectomies with an unsterilized instrument in under five minutes!
She needs volunteers, so guys, step up and help a worthy cause.
Warning: If you’re one of those wimps who cried about your melting eyeballs last time, then just stay at home with your guide dog.