News, but not the serious kind
Just get a frickin’ pencil, Debbie!
If you’re like me – and I’m sorry if that’s the case – then you get frequent queries like this one via Facebook. It seems that Debbie Somebody wants to put my birthday on her calendar. Is that okay with me, it asks?
Sure, I guess so. I mean, Debbie probably wants to remember to get me something nice, maybe even have a surprise party for me.
But then I get this next message, which says that in order order to do this, Debbie’s calendar application needs to pull my profile info, my photos, my friends’ info and “other content.”
I have to presume “other content” means my sex change medical records, my birth certificate from Kenya and that 1970 photo of me in a Nehru jacket.
Jeez Debbie, WTF? Isn’t it possible for you to just grab a pencil and write, “Bob’s birthday, August 5,” on your wall?
I mean, if you watch TV, you remember that Tony Soprano whacked Big Pussy Bonpensiero for giving up a LOT less information than your application wants from me. Watch your back, Deb.
Left: “Sopranos” actors Vincent Pastore (Big Pussy Bonpensiero) (L) and Frank Vincent in 2004 file photo. REUTERS