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Presenting the Quickini!
Blog Guy, I’m hoping you can help me out with a fashion dilemma.
I’m a gal who likes wearing a comfy bikini on a sun-drenched beach vacation. But if there’s a really hunky guy there, I want to look my natural best, which includes enhancing my swimsuit with padding to make my you-know-whats look big.
No. Think about it, Blog Guy. Anyway, of course by the time I spot the hunk it’s too late to run back to the changing room, so what am I to do?
Say no more. Check out the “Quickini,” from a fashion show today. It’s the answer to your problem.
This chick is listening carefully for the sound of other women laughing and flirting behind her, a sure sign that a muscle-bound hunk is coming up. A quick flip of the Quickini pads hanging on her shoulders, and they’re in place to make her look like she’s so top-heavy she can barely stand up!
That’s perfect! But what happens if the hunk still doesn’t notice me?
I wouldn’t worry too much about that as long as he’s breathing.
A model presents a creation by Turkish designer Idil Tarzi during a fashion show at the Istanbul Fashion Days, August 27, 2009. REUTERS/Murad Sezer