Hello? Is this Gene’s Latrines?

September 1, 2009

Honey, I don’t feel like scrubbing the dirty ring out of our bathtub again. Can you run out and get a new tub?

But Sweetie, it’s Sunday night! Where can I get one at this hour?

Head for the open air bathroom market. Stop at Bub’s Tubs! They never close.

But Darling, how would I get it hooked up in time to use it tonight?

Are you an idiot? You never hooked up the LAST tub! We’ve used the same dirty water for two years! That’s why we have this foul, slimy, cockroach-playground of a ring in the first place!

Heck, let’s remodel our whole damned bathroom tonight! Take the station wagon and get everything we need. Go to Mason’s Basins, Gower’s Showers, Ray’s Bidets…

Okay Doll. What about a new toilet?

Take your pick! Lou’s Loos, John’s Johns, Dan’s Cans, Dapper’s Cr….

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Bathtubs for sale are displayed outside a shop along a street in Antilhue town near Valdivia city, some 500 miles south of Santiago, Chile, August 26, 2009. REUTERS/ Ivan Alvarado

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The salesman’s name is Louie. He comes up to people and says, “Psst, hey Buddy, wanna buy a tub? I gots yer tubs here. Ya needs a toilet? I gots em over in the alley.”

Posted by a guy who showers. | Report as abusive

Looks like the aftermath of an orgy involving Cialis patients.

Posted by ED | Report as abusive

The contents of the tubs reminds me of the bathrooms of some road-side motels in America… only cleaner (these ones, of course)

Posted by M | Report as abusive

So where are the toilets and bidets? No sinks? Surely there’s a color besides puke yellow?

Posted by gwmc | Report as abusive

Ed, you are a genius.

Posted by Aaron | Report as abusive

Hey, who moderated me into ED?Thanks, Aaron.

Posted by Bill | Report as abusive

Don’t worry, they have pills for that nowadays…

Posted by Robert Basler | Report as abusive

Okay. I didn’t know how far back you’d go.

Posted by Bill | Report as abusive