Hello? Is this Gene’s Latrines?
Honey, I don’t feel like scrubbing the dirty ring out of our bathtub again. Can you run out and get a new tub?
But Sweetie, it’s Sunday night! Where can I get one at this hour?
Head for the open air bathroom market. Stop at Bub’s Tubs! They never close.
Are you an idiot? You never hooked up the LAST tub! We’ve used the same dirty water for two years! That’s why we have this foul, slimy, cockroach-playground of a ring in the first place!
Heck, let’s remodel our whole damned bathroom tonight! Take the station wagon and get everything we need. Go to Mason’s Basins, Gower’s Showers, Ray’s Bidets…
Okay Doll. What about a new toilet?
Take your pick! Lou’s Loos, John’s Johns, Dan’s Cans, Dapper’s Cr….