Back at the wheel, Madonna mobile!
Blog Guy, I’m very disappointed in you.
So are most people. Can you be more specific?
You used to update us on Madonna and her auto in different world cities, but I’ve seen nothing for two weeks. Is her car in the shop, or what?
No, it’s still on the move, but she’s covering a lot of ground. Yesterday our plucky troubadour performed in Tel Aviv. Here’s a photo to prove it.
How does that prove anything? It looks exactly like all the other photos you’ve used.
Now you’re just stupid. If these photos really looked the same, why would we bother issuing all of them? That would be nuts!
Harrumph! I still don’t see why you need all those shots of the same scene.
Look, pal. You didn’t hear it from me. But when this tour is over, we’re under contract to produce a coffee table photo book called, “Madonna, Her Fancy Car, and That Dork in the Two-Toned Shoes!”
Thanks. I knew there was a reasonable explanation. I want to pre-order three copies…
Above left: Pop singer Madonna performs during her Sticky and Sweet Tour concert in Tel Aviv, September 1, 2009. REUTERS/Gil Cohen Magen
Above right: Madonna performs in Budapest, August 22, 2009. REUTERS/Karoly Arvai
Left: Madonna performs in Munich, Warsaw, Helsinki, Vienna, Sao Paulo, Cardiff, London, Los Angeles, Mexico City, Nice, Barcelona and Rio. REUTERS photos.