News, but not the serious kind
Vacuous chicks zap yokels with death machine!
Blog Guy, you’ve set up amazing fantasy photos for readers, and now it’s my turn. It won’t be easy. I want Miss Universe and Miss USA together, on top of a skyscraper.
I think I can manage that.
Cripes, that’s tough. Beauty queens won’t go CLOSE to tempting desserts!
That’s your problem, Blog Guy. That’s why you make the medium-size bucks. One more little thing. I want them using a futuristic death ray, incinerating people for fun.
You want them smiling and shooting folks with a death ray?
I’m talking mindless bliss, as they obliterate unsuspecting tourists. I don’t want to see a single thought in their heads.
Here you go. Two gorgeous, grinning empty skulls, amid an orgy of sticky cupcakes and incinerated pedestrians. Zzzzzzst! Sizzle! Zzzzzzst!
This is FAR better than I ever dreamed! I’ll never doubt you again, Blog Guy!
Good. Hey, don’t point that thing at ME, ladies!
Miss Universe, Stefania Fernandez, of Venezuela and Miss USA, Kristen Dalton (R), pose on the observation deck at Rockefeller Center in New York, September 2, 2009. REUTERS photos by Lucas Jackson