Major movie star goes nuts?
Blog Guy, I’m a huge fan of actor Michael Douglas. Any news about him?
Sure. He’s gone totally insane. Bonkers. Mental. Deranged. Nutsy.
Wow! Do you like have deep sources at a mental hospital or clinic or something?
Nah, I’m just looking at his hair from when he showed up for a movie screening in New York yesterday. Does that look like a sane guy’s haircut?
Well no, it doesn’t, but that’s your only evidence?
I’m stunned! Anything else?
Yeah, here’s a photo of his wife, Catherine Zeta-Jones.
What does that prove?
Absolutely nothing, I just love to use pictures of her. Besides, while I can’t be positive, I imagine she’s saying, “What’s up with your nutjob hair? And just STOP saluting me, buster!”
Middle: Actress Catherine Zeta-Jones reacts as she receives a surprise birthday cake in a 2007 file photo. REUTERS/Kim Kyung Hoon
Bottom: Douglas arrives at a presentation of his new film in Barcelona, July 8, 2009. REUTERS/Albert Gea