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Are you SURE that’s Stallone’s bathroom?
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Blog Guy, you haven’t done any fantasy photos for a few days. I want some!
I’m here to make you happy. What the hell do you want?
I want a photo of a billionaire dressed like a clown.
Sigh. Any special setting?
No, it can be anyplace, so long as it’s in Red Square.
Holy crap! Anything else?
Yes. I want a photo of actor Sylvester Stallone in his private bathroom.
Geez, I sure hope the authorities are watching you. Okay, here are the two shots you requested.
Hey! That billionaire is just some Canadian clown!
You expected what, Warren Buffett in a red wig?
And this caption says Stallone is in a theater, not a bathroom!
Sure, but isn’t this pretty much how you think his bathroom at home would look?
You’ve got me there, Blog Guy. Thanks for the snaps!
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Above: Canadian billionaire Guy Laliberte poses in Red Square in Moscow September 10, 2009. Laliberte, who owns Cirque du Soleil, is set to become Canada’s first space tourist. REUTERS/ Sergei Remezov
Below: Actor Sylvester Stallone poses while visiting La Fenice theater in Venice, September 11, 2009. REUTERS/Michele Crosera
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That clown is going to space????
No Shra, he’s visiting Italy… oh wait, you meant the the Canadian.Does Stallone use the same dye on his beard that he uses on his head?
Wow Blog Guy, you’re right–this IS mind numbing! Thanks a bunch!
My pleasure, Aaron. I like for my readers to feel just a little dumber when they leave this blog than when they arrived….