Just call him a fencing foil…
a) illustrating how his new death panels will work.
b) abruptly ending a promising political career.
c) pretending to be Luke Skywalker, like every other guy on earth.
d) about to provoke the Secret Service marksmen on the White House roof.
Actually, the best thing about these lawn fencing photos is first lady Michelle Obama’s expression. It’s perfect….
“Oh dear God, who gave a toy sword to that fool? Honey, come over here, I need to talk to you for a minute about dinner! It’s IMPORTANT, sweetie-pie!”
REUTERS photos by Larry Downing