Models, we’re havin’ a Wingding!
You know what I’m talking about. One of you printed up some “books” with that Microsoft Wingdings font, and told the models there would be a “test” after the show!
So naturally, the models ignored their jobs and spent all their time trying to “study” this gibberish!
You think that’s funny, Lonnie? We had models forgetting to flounce, strut, prance, sashay….
For God’s sake, some of them didn’t even remember to POUT! You think anybody is gonna buy our creations if they don’t see pouting?
And I didn’t mention the cruelest part. Some of the girls are already buying “cheat sheets” for the “test.” I hope you’re real proud of yourself!
Models wait their turn backstage for make-up before the Jill Stuart Spring 2010 fashion show during New York Fashion Week, September 14, 2009. REUTERS/Stephen Chernin
A model gets ready before presenting a creation at the Georges Chakra Spring 2010 collection during New York Fashion Week September 12, 2009. REUTERS/Kena Betancur