Yo Blog Guy, you know that hot actress Megan Fox? She’s SO fine! Can you run some pictures of her for me?
Sorry, sir, this isn’t that kind of a blog. We don’t run exploitative photos of human beings just because they are “hot.” My readers have loftier pretentions.
I get it. Blog Guy, I am a huge fan of Shakespeare. Do you happen to know of anyone in show business with The Bard’s quotations tattooed on them?
Why yes, stranger! I believe that actress, Megan Fox, has a quote from “King Lear” on her back. Here, I have a photo of it. Thank you for posing a literary question.
Wait, I’m not done. I believe Megan also has Kate’s famous 400-word soliloquy from “The Taming of the Shrew” tattooed on her fine butt! Let’s see!
Don’t press your luck, creep.
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Above and lower right: Actress Megan Fox poses at a fan event for the film “Jennifer’s Body” in Hollywood, September 16, 2009. REUTERS/Fred Prouser
Lower left: Cast member Fox poses at the screening for “Jennifer’s Body” during the Toronto International Film Festival, September 10, 2009. REUTERS/Mario Anzuoni
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The two ideas, that tattoos make a statement about the wearer’s life, and a tattoo can make an ugly person look worse, are not mutually exclusive. This last Friday I saw what I can only describe as a “glamor shot” of two dogs posed against a blue and red background (so the dogs were white, or flesh colored) on the upper back of an overweight middle-aged woman. With no neck. Wearing a tank top.
Statement received. You love your dogs and shop at Walmart.
I showed my son, who promptly said, “Oh, cool!”…
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- Posted by BillLovely Miss Fox also sports a tattoo for Brian Austin Green, a big fan of King Henry V’s “Once more unto the beach”.
Today’s face will be replaced by tomorrows. Brian gets replaced by Shia. And “cool tribal tat dude” gets replaced by “my god is that gangrene?”
- Posted by iambuzzHey - I never learned nothing on this dern bloggidy thang! If anything, it’s making me stoopider!
And I wasn’t trying to teach anyone either. So there. *pokes tongue out*
Wow, this blog appears to be reversing my maturity as well. Who knew.
- Posted by Little Miss RandomLook, Random and Shra, no harm done, but thanks for understanding. And Miss Random, just to clarify, opions and debate are fine. It’s LEARNING that is discouraged on this blog.
- Posted by Robert BaslerPeople are thinking on your blog, Bob….
- Posted by ShraNot a good sign….
My fault - I forgot that opinions and debate are discouraged on this blog.
My apologies.
I retract my original comment to replace it with:
Floobie dingle blob.
- Posted by Little Miss RandomCheap graffiti my ass. Tattooed women are AWESOME. Of course, bad tattoos are not good on anyone.
- Posted by WerecatI’m sure it won’t happen again, Aaron.
- Posted by Robert Basler