Blog Guy, I’m hosting a super-glitzy dinner party and I’m hoping you can come. The guest list includes Barack and Michelle Obama, Nelson Mandela, Angelina Jolie, Tina Fey, Bob Dylan, Pope Benedict, J.D. Salinger…
Can I sit next to Tina?
Sure, I guess. So you’ll be there? Great! It’s tonight at 8 p.m.
Are you INSANE? Tonight is the two-hour season premiere of House! Like I’m gonna be anyplace other than right in front of my TV at 8 p.m., with a very dry martini and a big bucket of fried chicken!
Let’s be reasonable, Blog Guy. What if I promise to put a big-screen television in my dining room so you can watch the whole thing while you eat?
No thanks, I’ve watched TV with the pope before. He talks all the time….
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Right: The stars of the television series “House” cut a cake at the 100th episode celebration in Los Angeles, November 3, 2008. REUTERS/Fred Prouser
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- Posted by Honey, how do you spell RSVP?What if I told you that Prince Charles was going to be at this party?
- Posted by AaronCall Putin as well… dont leave the poor guy out…
- Posted by ShraElse he will do something wicked… like leave mice in the “House”… :P:P
Imma let you finish, but Beyonce had the best dinner party of all time….
- Posted by K WestJackass…
- Posted by Robert BaslerShe served fish sticks.
- Posted by K WestAngelina Jolie’s lips are disgusting… looks like meatballs
- Posted by Enlightened DespotAnd let me ask you Mr. West, did you, by chance, enjoy those fish sticks?
- Posted by AaronYes. I enjoy putting fish sticks in my mouth.
- Posted by K. WestAnother question, Mr. West, did Beyonce then go ahead and smack you in the face, by letting someone else take the crown for “Best Dinner Party Ever”?
- Posted by ShraGuess you ended up with the cake on your face… AGAIN!
Dint matter nun. Beyonce had the best cake of all time.
- Posted by K. West2 all- ur language skills are amazing- not.
- Posted by da manamateurs