News, but not the serious kind
Even stupider than usual…
Blog Guy, I saw a photo of a woman painted like a watermelon, and it said she was a “fine arts student.” Where is being painted like a melon a part of the arts curriculum?
I’d guess Carnegie Melon University, in Pittsburgh. It makes sense, because Bill Gates spoke there yesterday…
Wait a minute! It’s Carnegie Mellon, not Melon! You’re an imbecile!
Yes, I am. Please give me another chance.
Sigh. Okay. I saw an Oktoberfest story that mentioned the abundance of something called “décolletage” at the festival. What’s décolletage?
That’s where you cut up pictures and put them on a surface and varnish them. My sister made a décolletage coffee table.
Cripes, you moron! That’s DECOUPAGE! I just looked it up myself, and décolletage is cleavage. CLEAVAGE!
Ah. Like that family in “Leave it to Beaver!”
Groan! Why do I keep coming back here?
I guess you just enjoy the learning process.
A fine arts student, covered in body paint, waits to participate in a rock concert in Asuncion, Paraguay, September 21, 2009. REUTERS/Jorge Adorno
Microsoft founder Bill Gates delivers a speech during a dedication ceremony at Carnegie Mellon University in Pittsburgh, September 22, 2009. REUTERS/Chris Wattie
Women in traditional clothes at Oktoberfest in Munich, September 19, 2009. REUTERS/Pawel Kopczynski
Actor Jerry Mathers, of “Leave it to Beaver,” at TV Land Awards in Santa Monica, California, June 8, 2008. REUTERS/Chris Pizzello