Wanna come back to MY place, human?
Blog Guy, I’m a hip young single guy, and I need some dating advice.
You’ve sure come to the right place. I can pretend I know all about that stuff.
I go to singles bars, and sometimes chicks will say, “You want to come back to my place?” But I don’t always know if I should.
I hear you. For starters, if she’s in the parking lot and you haven’t even gone inside yet, you should probably pass.
Wow, thanks! What else?
Well, hair can be a giveaway. If a woman looks as though hers was styled by a helicopter rotor, say something diplomatic, like “Sorry, as you can see, I’m a Roman Catholic priest.”
And what about her clothes? Should I be looking for a chick with a very low-cut top, or a more respectable turtleneck sweater, or….
Let me stop you there. The only actual rule is, if she has a top with different-colored circles glued over her breasts, AND she has the rotor hair, look her in the eye and say, “My Birthers Club is meeting here now, maybe you’d like to join us?”
Right: Model presents a creation from House of Holland 2010 Spring/ Summer collection at London Fashion Week, September 21, 2009.
REUTERS photos by Stefan Wermuth