News, but not the serious kind
How much extra for naked chicks on the lapels?
Boy Lonnie, you’ll be sorry you took those days off from the custom tailor shop.
Damn! I always miss the good stuff. Another weirdo, huh?
Hah! One of those spoiled Los Angeles 11-year-old TV stars?
Nope. This was a grown-up, goin’ on his first date or whatever.
Figures. Let me guess. He was no George Clooney in the looks department?
Not even if Clooney had gangrene and an autopsy. Of course the jacket had to be…
Stop! Let me guess. Fire engine red?
Another huge surprise…
Director Quentin Tarantino at the premiere of “Whip It” in Hollywood, California, September 29, 2009. REUTERS/Mario Anzuoni