Human evolution, the sexy way
Blog Guy, I have a question about the whole Darwinism/creationism debate, and I know you are educated in both science and theology.
My problem is, I think both of those theories are kind of gross. I mean, amphibians, apes, men’s ribs, neanderthals crawling out of slime…
So where on earth did really attractive people come from? You think models like Gisele Bundchen evolved from a frickin’ chimpanzee?
You raise a very valid point, and timely as well. Runway models clearly evolved separately from regular mortals.
You should go see a very special Fashion Week tableau in Milan, which addresses this dilemma.
Check out the combo shot above. Slender, gorgeous models did once crawl on all fours, but in a graceful way.
Then, with considerable poise, they rose to their knees, discovered sizzling hot stiletto shoes, put them on and walked away, pouting and flouncing.
Hmmm. I don’t know.
Hey, they couldn’t show it in Milan if it wasn’t true.
Above: Combination photo of a model reacting after she falls during the Mila Schon Spring/Summer 2010 women’s collection show at Milan Fashion Week September 29, 2009. REUTERS/Alessandro Garofalo
Below: Brazilian model Gisele Bundchen in Berlin in a 2008 file photo. REUTERS/Johannes Eisele