News, but not the serious kind
Baby, you’re the stupidest!
Blog Guy, I’m tired of dating smart chicks. Where can I find some stupid ones?
I can’t help you. The ones I know, especially those who read my blog, are very smart.
You might try London. Some of the women there are so stupid the police have launched an ad campaign warning them to stop carrying guns for their boyfriends. It doesn’t get much dumber.
“Hey Pam, you got any extra room in your purse?
“Sure, Johnny. Watcha need?”
“Let’s see. here’s my Chapstick, and some gum…”
“No worries, Johnny. Anything else?”
“Oh, I guess I should take my Glock in case I wanna kill somebody. But I’d rather not carry it on me because I could go to prison.”
“No sweat, Johnny. I can see where you wouldn’t want that. Look, just a little bit of the barrel sticks out of my purse. Ya want some extra ammo, too?”
“You’re the best, baby! What did I do to deserve a tree stump like you?”
Above: Hollywood actress Milla Jovovich in a 2004 file photo. REUTERS/ Yuriko Nakao
Left: A model presents swimwear during a fashion show in Budapest in a 2007 file photo. REUTERS/Laszlo Balogh