News, but not the serious kind
Got milk? Farmers face lactose intolerance…
Blog Guy, I heard milk farmers staged a big protest today. Boy, it’s violence everywhere, isn’t it? What was it this time? Guns, firebombs…
Milk. Dairy farmers directed milk straight from the cows, spraying it at the police.
That sounds pretty tame to me.
I’d call it udder disregard for police safety.
Now just a minute. You’re not implying that any cops were injured!
I don’t believe that. Brain injuries?
Sure. Milk can be very dangerous once it gets past your eyes…
Pasteurized? You’re an imbecile!
Did you even read the coverage of the milk protest?
I skimmed it.
Milk farmers spray fresh milk on riot police during a demonstration outside the European Council headquarters in Brussels October 5, 2009. REUTERS/Yves Herman