Got milk? Farmers face lactose intolerance…

October 5, 2009

Blog Guy, I heard milk farmers staged a big protest today. Boy, it’s violence everywhere, isn’t it? What was it this time? Guns, firebombs…

Milk. Dairy farmers directed milk straight from the cows, spraying it at the police.

That sounds pretty tame to me.

I’d call it udder disregard for police safety.

Now just a minute. You’re not implying that any cops were injured!

Yes. There were some brain injuries among cops who got big doses in the face.

I don’t believe that. Brain injuries?

Sure. Milk can be very dangerous once it gets past your eyes…

Pasteurized? You’re an imbecile!

Did you even read the coverage of the milk protest?

I skimmed it.

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Milk farmers spray fresh milk on riot police during a demonstration outside the European Council headquarters in Brussels October 5, 2009. REUTERS/Yves Herman

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You really milked that for all it was worth!

But, I read that some of the police actually cowered in fear?

Posted by JD | Report as abusive

Please no more dairy puns. I’m getting cheesed-off.

Posted by Jay Leites | Report as abusive

Well, I suggest you Moo-ve on outta here before you get your dairy-ere all whipped up.

I butter stop before I get creamed.

Posted by JD | Report as abusive

This is just stale news… I think this dairy debate on milk subsidies is just souring with all the cheesy remarks about cows and environment and all that jazz. Lactose begin a new era without this discussion, shall we?

Posted by M | Report as abusive

JD seems to be one cheesy fella…

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

Seriously, are those police holding cookies, or maybe graham crackers?

Posted by nator | Report as abusive

When your enemy’s weapon of choice is ‘fresh milk’ a shield of vinyl covered wicker is acceptable.

From Sun Tzu’s ‘The Art of War.’

Posted by Bill | Report as abusive

Protestor: Hey officer, Got Milk?

Officer: Nope,,, got pepper spray.

Posted by Thud | Report as abusive