It’s a festering skankfest of zombies, Clancy!
Lamar, you mark my words, tonight is a turning point in our luck with the babes.
But it don’t make sense, Clancy. Why would professional models date guys like us?
I don’t know, but my friend says they worked the Paris Fashion Week, and they’re coming here straight from the show. You don’t get to be a model unless you’re hot! So just chill, Lamar, I’ll let you know when I see them coming… OH MY LORD!
Holy crap, Clancy! They’re zombies! And not the attractive kind! It’s a festering skankfest of brain-eaters!
Well Lamar, that’s just two of ‘em. There’s supposed to be a third, and she’s gotta be better than that. When she gets here, she’s MINE!
Forget it, Clancy, she’s MINE!
I swear I’ll kill you with this salad fork, Lamar! Number three is MINE!
Um, Clancy. Don’t turn around. Okay, you win, number three is all yours…
Above: Models present creations by British fashion designer Vivienne Westwood as part of her Spring/Summer 2010 collection during Paris Fashion Week, October 2, 2009.
REUTERS photos by Jacky Naegelen