News, but not the serious kind
Uh-oh. The hyenas have stopped laughing…
Wait. You think I’m just acting?
You seem to be all talk and no action. Are you actually DOING anything to make things better?
In fact, yes. I’ve trained my dog as a fashion critic. I take her to the big shows, and she attacks the worst designs, but only when the situation is extreme.
No. She’d much rather go after the designers.
How much can one dog do to improve things?
Maybe not much, but imagine dozens of trained fashion-critic dogs going wild at a spring/summer show in Paris. And dogs on the catwalk are only the first step.
I’m afraid to ask. What would be the next step?
In a perfect world? Dingos. Hyenas. Jackals. Wolverines…
A dog chases a mock intruder during a function to celebrate the 25th Raising Day of the Indian National Security Guard in Manesar, south of New Delhi, October 16, 2009. REUTERS/Adnan Abidi
A model presents a creation by British designer John Galliano as part of his Spring/Summer 2010 women’s collection during Paris Fashion Week October 7, 2009. REUTERS/Jacky Naegelen