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October 19, 2009

Blog Guy, I’m curious about the psychology of fashion models. Do they just wear anything they’re given, or do they have strong personal feelings about the creations?

That is a very astute question. Usually, a model wears any piece of rancid garbage some nutjob designer wraps around her wispy body.

On the left here, you can see a couple of examples from yesterday.

One model doesn’t seem to mind having a black face with white spots, and a jacket with bat wings. Another seems fine with a blouse made from packing twine and coat hangers.

But models DO have feelings that accumulate, and may explode in what mental health experts call a “WTF moment.”

That’s interesting. What does it look like?

I think it looks like this.

In the middle of a Fashion Week runway, it looks to me like this model below suddenly got a mental image of herself, with what looks like bird crap smeared on her face and hair, looking down to see her breast fully exposed to every slobbering loser who could sneak into the show.

Notice her fiery eyes. I think she’s just reached her “WTF moment.”  Her hands are twitching, steam is about to shoot from her ears, and I bet she is trying to recall how many bullets are left in the .44 magnum she has in her purse backstage. The next five minutes are NOT likely to be pretty.

 

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Models present creations by Ukrainian designers during Ukrainian Fashion Week in Kiev October 18, 2009.

REUTERS photos by Konstantin Chernichkin

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Comments

The WTF Moment is when she realizes she’s been setup to wear the most rancid outfit in the show.

That leads to the subsequent Postal Moment when she claws the eyes out of the head of the “couturier.”

Posted by gwmc | Report as abusive
 

I blame Chernobyl, that’s IT! Chernobyl, it’s in the Ukraine,.. the radiation,… it, it, it altered brain function in the people. That’s it, that must be it.. It’s, it’s Chernobyl’s fault….

Posted by some apoplectic guy | Report as abusive
 

Or Chernobyl is what happened when a model had a WTF moment. That’s how mad she got about what she had to wear.

Posted by G | Report as abusive
 

She probably has it on backwards.

Posted by Gamisou | Report as abusive
 

I hope Mr. Chernichkin wasn’t slobbering too much.

Posted by David J | Report as abusive
 

She has shit on her hand too…

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive
 

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