Watch out! Number four is gonna blow!
Blog Guy, I’m curious about the psychology of fashion models. Do they just wear anything they’re given, or do they have strong personal feelings about the creations?
That is a very astute question. Usually, a model wears any piece of rancid garbage some nutjob designer wraps around her wispy body.
One model doesn’t seem to mind having a black face with white spots, and a jacket with bat wings. Another seems fine with a blouse made from packing twine and coat hangers.
But models DO have feelings that accumulate, and may explode in what mental health experts call a “WTF moment.”
I think it looks like this.
In the middle of a Fashion Week runway, it looks to me like this model below suddenly got a mental image of herself, with what looks like bird crap smeared on her face and hair, looking down to see her breast fully exposed to every slobbering loser who could sneak into the show.
Notice her fiery eyes. I think she’s just reached her “WTF moment.” Her hands are twitching, steam is about to shoot from her ears, and I bet she is trying to recall how many bullets are left in the .44 magnum she has in her purse backstage. The next five minutes are NOT likely to be pretty.
Models present creations by Ukrainian designers during Ukrainian Fashion Week in Kiev October 18, 2009.
REUTERS photos by Konstantin Chernichkin