Beside the bride in Naugahyde?
Blog Guy, I’m planning my wedding, and I need your advice. My four bridesmaids are very pretty, and I don’t want them to outshine me at my own event.
Don’t take this the wrong way, but you seem like kind of a bitch.
Hey, thanks! So how can I make sure I’m the brightest star on my special day?
Oh, just do what every other bride does. Choose the most hideous outfits imaginable for your bridesmaids. They can’t stop you.
Check this combo shot, and pretend those are your four bridesmaids coming down the aisle, all skanked-up like the Queen of Uglytown…
I love it. It’s beyond HIDEOUS! Surely it doesn’t exist!
It’s real, and it was just presented at a genuine fashion show. I’m pretty sure it’s made from old car upholstery. Also note the shoes and a very special touch, a full shower curtain hanging from the hem and dragging on the floor.
THANK YOU SO MUCH! Years from now my friends and I will have such fun looking at the wedding photos!
You really are out of your mind, aren’t you, honey?
A model presents a creation by Ukrainian designer Elena Burenina during Ukrainian Fashion Week in Kiev October 18, 2009. REUTERS/Konstantin Chernichkin