News, but not the serious kind
Wearing your chandelier, dear?
a) The risk of letting tall people browse in light fixture shops
b) What happens when a dimwitted assistant is told to create a “bandolier.”
c) A woman who has begun the controversial medical procedure to turn herself into a 1991 Cadillac Fleetwood
d) A scene from the world’s cheesiest “Phantom of the Opera” production