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Brussels sprout farmers, you are under arrest!
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Blog Guy, I’ve heard a very disturbing rumor about you. Please say it isn’t true.
It’s a complete lie! What is it, anyway?
That after a couple of years of blogging about stuff you dislike, you’re finally making your move.
Oh, that. Yeah, we’re starting out slow. The Odd Blog police are rounding up some bad clowns and some bad fashion designers. The photos must have gotten out.
My God! Oh, the humanity! Where do you go from here?
Figure it out. It’s all there if you go back through my old postings. Soon they’ll be picking up brussels sprout farmers, gyrocopter pilots, folks who put clothes on dogs, Barry Manilow…
But where will you even put all those people while they await trial?
Not a problem. I expect to have plenty of empty bullfighting rings to lock them up in….
You’re a madman! The people will rebel! They will resist you!
Not after they see now nice life is without brussels sprouts and bullfighters, they won’t.
Waste your life. join the Oddly Enough blog network
Tweat yourself to this blog on Twitter at rbasler
Above: Policemen stand guard near two of four detained men covered in hoods at the Sindh High Court Karachi, Pakistan, October 20, 2009. REUTERS/Akhtar Soomro
Below: A British police officer ushers away a demonstrator dressed as a clown after a climate change protest at Ratcliffe Power Station at Ratcliffe-on-Soar, central England, October 18, 2009. REUTERS/Darren Staples
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Yeah! What Rob says!
By the way…
What ARE you mumbling about today?
Watch out, Tim. Did you ever put a skirt on a miniature schnauzer?
Emm… Forgive my ignorance… I just dont get to interact with high IQ level people… umm.. what’s a schnauzer?
Skirt?… Miniature Schnauzer?… Please God, please, don’t let those be metaphors. None of us will ever recover….
Rob,
Since our minds both work together in mysterious ways…
Come on! Like you have never put a skirt on a schnauzer?
Yummmm! Reminds me of weiner dogs!
There. Is that enough of my certified wisdom to get you through the day, Shra?
The plebians are revolting!
Or is that the brussel sprouts…
Actually, Little Ms. Random, the revolt is what happens AFTER the brussels sprouts…