Brussels sprout farmers, you are under arrest!
Blog Guy, I’ve heard a very disturbing rumor about you. Please say it isn’t true.
It’s a complete lie! What is it, anyway?
That after a couple of years of blogging about stuff you dislike, you’re finally making your move.
My God! Oh, the humanity! Where do you go from here?
But where will you even put all those people while they await trial?
Not a problem. I expect to have plenty of empty bullfighting rings to lock them up in….
You’re a madman! The people will rebel! They will resist you!
Not after they see now nice life is without brussels sprouts and bullfighters, they won’t.
Above: Policemen stand guard near two of four detained men covered in hoods at the Sindh High Court Karachi, Pakistan, October 20, 2009. REUTERS/Akhtar Soomro
Below: A British police officer ushers away a demonstrator dressed as a clown after a climate change protest at Ratcliffe Power Station at Ratcliffe-on-Soar, central England, October 18, 2009. REUTERS/Darren Staples