Hang on to your Stetson, Jetson!
Blog Guy, I’m contacting you because I think you have an open mind about conspiracy theories. Am I right?
You betcha. Every nutjob is welcome here. As long as you’re reading me, it keeps you off the streets.
Yeah, I had you figured as…hey, you’re not making fun of us, are you?
Gosh no! Send me your goofball ideas! Just a sec, Charlie Sheen is knocking on my door…
Well then, are you aware of the White Hat conspiracy?
There are a number of prominent people who wear white hats as a secret sign that they’re part of the plot. Some elected leaders, that Dalai Lama guy, Brad Pitt…
I think you’re right. I’ve been looking through our photo archives, and I’m pretty sure I’ve found their leader. He was wearing his white hat all the time, long before the others started to show themselves.
Wow! Who is it?
His name can’t be said out loud, but if you’ll look to the left…
Combo top right: Peru’s President Alan Garcia, October 22, 2009. REUTERS/Enrique Castro-Mendivil
Combo bottom left: Tibet’s exiled spiritual leader, the Dalai Lama, September 30, 2009. REUTERS/Pool
Combo bottom right: Actor Brad Pitt, July 2, 2008. REUTERS/Chris Serrano
Lower left: Robert Burck, a street performer known as the “Naked Cowboy,” sings in
Times Square in New York, in a 2002 file photo. REUTERS/Peter Morgan