News, but not the serious kind
Why are they saluting our models that way?
Our big cost-saving idea of hiring dog groomers to do our models’ hair helped a lot, but look at what we’re spending on lipstick! We can’t keep buying makeup this way!
What? Yes Judy, I guess you COULD say the lipstick problem has us “going down the tubes,” if you want to be really lame about it…
We have GOT to figure out something else to decorate the models’ lips, something we already have on hand. Think, think…
I’ve got it! Lamar, you remember when be bought 40,000 of those little Hitler mustaches, because we thought they were going to be the next big fashion thing, but then they weren’t?
Go root around in the closet and bring me some of them. I think I’ve just had a brilliant idea!
Models present creations by Ukrainian designer Mavka Khome during Ukrainian Fashion Week in Kiev October 20, 2009. REUTERS/Konstantin Chernichkin
Wax figure of Adolf Hitler in 2004 file photo. REUTERS