Two, four, six, eight, who do we emaciate?
Boss, those models are back complaining again.
Boy, it’s always something with them. What is it this time?
They haven’t eaten since 2006. Look at that one on the runway, with the spindly legs and her pelvis protruding through her skin…
I don’t see anybody. Oh, wait, I do see a white bag and a headscarf. Look, if they want to be fashion models, they need to weigh less than 40 pounds. Them’s the rules.
Yeah I know, Boss, but they’re still afraid of the birds.
You know, the birds that live in the rafters and swoop down on the runway to carry off size zero models and eat them.
Oh, whine, whine, whine! Okay, hire some damned bird-shooting snipers for the next show, but tell them to try not to hit so many people in the audience this time!
Right: Models display outfits from designer Nicolas Vaudelet’s Spring/Summer 2010 collection during Cibeles Madrid Fashion Week in Madrid September 22, 2009. REUTERS/ Susana Vera