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09:04 November 2nd, 2009

I’m out of here! Just call me Chicken Kiev!

Posted by: Robert Basler
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Hey Blog Guy, I’m takin’ a vacation to Kiev soon, and I need your travel advice. I like to hang out at singles bars. I guess they’re pretty much the same everywhere?

No. In Ukraine, the singles bars are run by women, who make their own rules.

That sounds kind of hot! So what should I expect when I make the bar scene?

Be prepared to reveal as much flesh as possible, and have total strangers judge you like a side of beef. While they’re looking you over they will ask mindless questions, like “What’s your sign?” and “Do you come here often?”

But the chicks will be dressed in sexy outfits too, right?

You still don’t get it. It’s their bar, their rules. They’ll be wearing white lab coats and camouflage trousers.

And stiletto heels?

No, combat boots.

That sounds awful! Why would anybody subject themselves to disgusting treatment like that?

I dunno. It just doesn’t seem fair, does it?

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Medical officers review a conscript at a military training center, the biggest in the former Soviet Union, in the village of Oster, near Kiev, October 29, 2009. REUTERS/Gleb Garanich

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26 comments so far

And moreover, Jake LaMotta’s naked pics are exactly what we dont need to see… so, that doesnt count…

- Posted by Shra

Bill, you have been getting mug shots for a verrrry long time… Let us have some fun too…

- Posted by Shra

These ladies got the Naked Cowboy on Oct. 23; Jake LaMotta on Oct. 29; and all of these young men in this Blog. Not a ‘bar’ across any part in any photo.

I think the ladies are being selfish.

- Posted by Bill

Can anyone send in photos?

- Posted by Catherine Zeta-Joes

Well… Not really… they just rhyme with mugs…
Moreover, you get my drift… dontcha?

- Posted by Shra

Jugs? I guess that must mean something different where you live…

- Posted by Robert Basler

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