News, but not the serious kind
Goodnight, sweet prince…
Blog Guy, recently your readers voted overwhelmingly that Prince Charles is the coolest world leader. In light of that, can you give us more news about him? Maybe something like that Queen for a Day thing you did on his mother?
I guess so. The problem is, Charles doesn’t seem to do much. We sent a camera out and what we got back was this combo, taken over a span from noon to 6 p.m., showing Charles trying to get comfy for a nap in his Royal Bed.
Wait, Blog Guy. You’re telling us Prince Charles, with his own palace, sleeps in a single bed with no blanket?
Yeah, those so-called “palaces” are really pretty small. They look impressive from the street, but they’re really more like studio apartments.
And he sleeps in his SUIT?
His choice. He says it’s easier than getting dressed and undressed every day. Tuesdays are different, of course.
Why are Tuesdays different?
On Tuesdays, Charles and Camilla get in the carriage and take his suit in for One-Hour Martinizing.
And what does he do for that hour?
He sits in the carriage, of course. What else would he do in his underwear?
A combination of pictures shows Britain’s Prince Charles trying out a mattress at an organic mattress company in Ammanford in Dyfed, Wales, October 23, 2009. REUTERS/POOL/Arthur Edwards
Charles and Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall ride in a carriage after the official greeting of India’s President Pratibha Patil by Queen Elizabeth in Windsor, southern England, October 27, 2009. REUTERS/Toby Melville