News, but not the serious kind
The pipes, the pipes are calling…
Gather around, fashion show staff, I’ve found a new way to cut costs for the big show. It may be even better than our earlier measures, like using dead models, hiring dog groomers as stylists and raccoons to do makeup…
Now keep an open mind. You all remember that tragedy last year when they held a fashion show in a steam pipe factory, and there was an explosion, and the models ended up with big sections of pipe through their heads?
These chicks will work for free, just to get back on the runway, so if we can just design outfits around them we’ll save a fortune!
Lonnie, check into getting the dressing room doors widened a bit for us, okay? Let’s give these poor girls another chance!
Models present creations by Kazakhstan’s Kenje design house during Kazakhstan Fashion Week in Almaty, October 30, 2009. REUTERS/Shamil Zhumatov