Blog Guy, I know you sometimes set up fantasy photos and video shots for your readers. Any money left in your 2009 budget for that stuff?
Yeah, maybe $200,000 or so. That’s a lot. What do you want to see?
I’m a forklift freak. I’ve always wondered how it would look if a really inept forklift driver destroyed a whole warehouse full of booze. I mean, I want it REALLY action-packed!
Hmmm. I know a guy in Russia who can set that up, but we’ve only got one shot at it. In your fantasy, what color is the forklift?
Yellow. For sure.
Can the bottles just have colored water in them?
No chance. It has to be booze or it won’t be realistic.
And all the bottles cave in on the forklift driver? That means I’ll need a stunt guy. This is really gonna cost.
Okay, here it is. I hope you love it, because it wiped out the whole rest of my budget. Enjoy.
Wow, I can’t wait! I’m gonna turn the sound all the way up - it’ll be AWESOME!
Er… You wanted sound?
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I’ve seen a similar video for a Home Depot warehouse. The driver bumps a support post and as it’s wobbling, you can see the driver run away pretty fast.
- Posted by drewbieMan… that guy is as fired as a pistol,no?
- Posted by kennyah hah hah. i wanna be a forklift driver in Russia
- Posted by very enlightened personSocial comments and analytics for this post…
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- Posted by uberVU - social commentsKenny, I think you mean that he was fired BY a pistol!
- Posted by AllThatJazzAs in - One in the back of the head!
- Posted by AllThatJazzI had vodka last night!!!!!!! Polish vodka!!!!! Russian vodka!!!
- Posted by ShraAnd I am still sober!!!!
I wanna be a forklift driver in a vodka warehouse!!!!!
Robert, two comments:
a. It is against my religion to see alcoholic beverages being spilled. I am extremely disappointed at you for showing this. I believe the end of the world is looming ever closer after this massive sin has taken place. Repent, thy doom is near!!
b. You DO have a budget? Really??? I am completely befuddled, puzzled, flabbergasted… I definitely want your job now. Come to think of it, since the world is ending soon, that’s quite alright, you can keep yours for the rest of the time being…
c. And I agree with GWMC on yesterday’s post about the black-faced white hats: it is rather frightening to see so many white hats together. Now it’s beginning to make sense: white hat conspiracy, Obama’s death panels, the world ending…
And, hey, who said I could count… Nurse, time for my morning dose!!
- Posted by MOn second thoughts, maybe the driver should be shot…
- Posted by Shrawhashting good vadka… !!
In Soviet Russia, FORKLIFT DRIVE YOU!
- Posted by Matt