Have fun, will travel…

November 5, 2009

Blog Guy, I just read a great Travel and Leisure magazine article titled “Top Travel Websites of 2009,” and do you KNOW what I found?

Yes. My blog is mentioned there, and by the magazine’s Executive Editor, no less.

Well Bob, don’t get me wrong, and congratulations, but… What would happen if people planned a vacation using YOUR blog?

My lawyer says they would have a pretty good legal case against me. But if you think about it, I have a TRAVEL tag, and offer a veritable cesspool of useful travel information you won’t find anywhere else.

I’ve exposed the so-called gyrocopter, bad budget airlines in Tibet and other cheap flight plans. I’ve written about the most important travel concern of all, foreign toilets.

I’ve tipped off readers to spots they might never know about, like the statue to enemas, the penis museum of Iceland, Zebra Land, the “other” Taj Mahal, travel packages to Hannibal Lecter’s hometown….

Heck, I’ve even warned you about the Hell on Earth list.

For foodies, I’ve covered bull’s penis and testicles in Bolivia, the blood soup bistro in Vietnam, South Korean shrimp cracker snacks, and that little place where the head chef makes, well, heads…

Since it seems to be an important factor for lots of my readers, I’ve even offered lists of travel spots where they’re sure not to run into ME, like the You Must be Joking tourist site and the Don’t Wait for me out on the Ledge destination…

And for anyone who STILL doubts my contribution to contemporary travel, five words: Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop!

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Obscure headline reference: 1950s TV show “Have Gun Will Travel

Photos: Bikinis on an Australian beach, the gyrocopter, and riding in Hefei

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Well, this much is true… I travel quite a bit, and I absolutely make sure that I dont go to ANY place mentioned by Blog Guy… :))
Saves me a massive headache and not to forget embarrasing holiday pics…

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

Raise your hand if your life is going to be totally ruined in the future when your teenage son suddenly realizes that the bubbly blonde exhibitionist that he and his friends are watching on Girls Gone Wild is actually you…

Posted by K | Report as abusive

Robert, so you mean you actually are not in the business of giving travel advice? You could have fooled me!

Wait a minute, you did fool me!!!

Posted by M | Report as abusive

Hey!

That’s Little Miss Random!

Posted by Bill | Report as abusive

Dare I ask which photo you’re referring to Bill? ;)

That’s quite a mug collection you’ve got going there Bob.

Posted by Little Miss Random | Report as abusive

The question now is – will the mysterious ‘white bikini conspiracy’ now come to a head … so to speak.

Posted by Little Miss Random | Report as abusive

The top one with you and all your look alike friends.
I was hoping you weren’t involved in the bottom photo.

Posted by Bill | Report as abusive

oddly

Posted by shelly | Report as abusive

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