News, but not the serious kind
Enjoy your flight, Mr. Johnson!
Good morning, Mr. Johnson! Thank you for choosing to fly with us to Milwaukee today, with stops in Knoxville and Fargo.May I see some photo ID, Mr. Johnson? Hmmm. Well, I guess that’s close enough.Did you pack all your own luggage today, Mr. Johnson? Did anyone give you anything suspicious? Nope? Great!Okey-dokey. I’m gonna give you an aisle seat because this is a small plane, and well, other passengers might beat you to death in a window seat.What line of work are you in? Selling homemade lunch meat door-to-door, huh? Well, folks are always gonna need lunchmeat, right?Here’s your boarding pass, and you have a good one! Is that Mrs. Johnson I see coming this way? Oh, just call it a hunch….
Left: A model displays a creation by designer Ekaterina Krivosheina during an international avantgarde fashion contest at the University of Technology and Design in St. Petersburg, Russia, November 5, 2009.Right: A model displays a creation by designer Elena Sukhodoeva during the St. Petersburg show.REUTERS photos by Alexander Demianchuk