Does this make me look pudgy?
This is my favorite outfit. I put on a couple of pounds over the summer, but I don’t think it shows, do you?
Be honest, do you think this red jacket is a little too snug? Good, I don’t either! I just won’t fasten every single button.
Now for these trousers. Looks like the giant moths got to ’em up in the attic, I’m afraid. Is it obvious there’s a whole leg missing?
Fudge! What can we do about that so people won’t notice it?
I’ve got it! Can you make me a white legging thingy to wear, and print JEALOUSY in big black letters? That’ll be perfect!
Oh, and Mrs. Anderson, I found this bunch of old knitting needles up in the attic, too. I hate to throw them away. See if you can make ’em part of the outfit somehow, okay?
Holiday parties, here I come!
A model displays a creation by designer Elena Sukhodoeva during an international avant-garde fashion contest at the University of Technology and Design in St.Petersburg, November 5, 2009. REUTERS/Alexander Demianchuk