News, but not the serious kind
Going out for the evening, Hulga?
Here you go, Bob, a nice martini. Very dry, three olives, just how you like it.
What do yo think of the house? Yeah, I love these huge old Gothic places. You found the bathroom okay?
What? You went UPSTAIRS? No, that’s fine, but… Look Bob, did you notice a large reinforced metal door with four deadbolts on it?
Crap, Bob, I think you let my sister Hulga get loose.
I hear her scepter on the back stairway. Don’t even breathe, Bob. She can smell fear. I’ll get the tranquilizer gun.
That’s her! She isn’t like us, Bob. Obviously, she’s from Belgium!
A model presents a creation by Chinese designer Mao Geping during China Fashion Week in Beijing, November 5, 2009. REUTERS/Grace Liang