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Okay fashion staff, welcome to the future. This is our first test of a bold and radical new process for designing women’s clothing.
We fed in detailed data on age, income, location, politics, religion, marital status, hobbies, personal values – you name it – and then punched the big red “CREATE” button.
After three crashes and reboots, here’s the first thing the computer gave us: a trashy-looking floozy with a cheap bleach job, wearing a short dress with several hundred beer bottles hanging from it.
YES! The rest is history – we’ve pre-sold 20 million of these dresses through this blog, and we haven’t even started making them yet! Is life great, or what?
Lamar, how are you coming with the prototype of that second item, the Swiss Cheese and Lunch Meat Blouse?
A model presents a creation by Portuguese designer Vitor during the Lisbon Fashion Week in Cascais October 10, 2009. Reuters/Hugo Correia